Gaming Your Way

May contain nuts.

Banks. So you want me to just hold my ankles yeah ?

Credit crunch. Man I am ever sick of that term.

Hold my a hand a minute or two whilst we go on a brief trip back in time.

Way back wealth was gauged in precious metals, mainly gold. Coins were made out of it to make life easier. Then to make life even easier they was replaced by paper bills. A bill is simply a promissory note to be exchanged for specified goods or services. On the £10 note I've just fished out of my wallet at the top it says "Bank of England. I promise to pay the bearer on the demand the sum of ten pounds". Cash is purely symbolic, it's still easier than a big sack of gold, but at the end of the day it's still just a way to show how much gold you've got. That tenner is worth £10 worth of gold, which is known as the "Gold Standard".

Sticking with the whole gold thing, the original bankers were actually goldsmiths. They worked out that it was really unlikely that everyone who had their gold stored with them would ask for the whole lot back in one big hit, so they loaned money to people based on a percentage of the gold they had bagged up in the back office. It was a bit of a balancing act, a war could come along and everyone would want to withdraw their gold in one go ( Which would lead to a "Bank run" ) but as they were charging interest on these loans it was worth the risk.

To quote author G. Edward Griffin, "[bills] are made in such vast quantity that it must equal in amount to all the treasures of the world".

Being able to print your own money is in an easy fix. Governments soon realised that you know what, fuck it, we haven't got that much gold stored away but we can print some more notes as we're running a bit low ( The process of lending out more money than you have actual gold for is called "Fractional-reserve banking" ). The offset of this being, the more money there is, the less it's actually worth  ( So my £10 isn't actually worth £10 of gold, as the Bank of England has printed more notes than they've actually got gold to cover. They no longer adhere to the gold standard ). The process of too much money in the economy causing it's actual value to decrease is inflation ( When it's all going wrong it's just a downward spiral, as can be seen with what's going on with Zimbabwe's inflation rate ).

Let's go back to the good old Bank of England. It sets the base interest rate. This is basically the interest rate it charges banks for borrowing money from it. Currently it's 5%, so all the banks who want to borrow a couple of quid pay 5% on that. Now on the vast sums that are shifted around, 5% is still a ton of money coming back.

Ok, I want to borrow a couple of quid. I can't go to the Bank of England directly for a loan, so I'll go to my local high street bank. Now this is where it gets really beautiful, having a quick look at a loan comparison site, the best I can get is 7.8%
There's a bit of profit there.

Back again to Fractional-reserve banking. It is what it says. A bank only has to keep a fraction of the money it has in reserve. Say you've sold a kidney and have £10,000 to put in a bank. The bank only has to ensure that it holds on to a percentage ( Or Fraction ) of that £10k.
In the UK that percentage is voluntary  (According to the wikipedia link above, in 1998 it was 3.1% ).

You've gone to the bank and paid in your £10k. Looking at savings rates, if you want to be able to take your money out fairly soon then you're looking at getting around 6.5%. Now lets say the reserve rate is 10% ( As it is in the US ). The bank will have to sit on £1000 of your money, the rest it can loan out. At 7.8%.

Not only do banks get a cheaper lending rate from the Bank of England, they make money on your money. Sweet.

So who's actually making all this money ? Who owns the banks ? Well, they all do. It's like cash incest. Despite it not even looking like a direct link, they all own shares in each other.

Right hopefully I've set the scene for why banks are not the most likable institutions. I can finally get to the part that really grinds my gears.
If a bank goes belly up, the government will dive in and "rescue" it. It happened with Northern Rock and the US has just sanctioned a bail out scheme.
As a tax payer ( The driving force behind this huge rant was a really snotty phone call from the Tax man at 5 past 9 this morning. Just 'cause my form and cheque haven't got there yet doesn't mean I want to be spoken to like I'm a fucking rapist first thing in the morning, thanks ) I now own a share of Northern Rock. Or rather, my tax is paying to keep that bank afloat. As more and more banks get into trouble more and more of our tax will be spent shoring them up.
In the current climate mergers are going to be more common place ( Such as the Lloyds / HBOS merger ). The credit crunch is a bad scary thing, we're all paying more for things in shops, getting a loan or a mortgage is a lot trickier, but in two years time it'll all be forgotton. But these huge banking mergers which have actually been sanctioned by the government will still be in place, giving us as consumers less choice than before.

To recap. Banks can borrow cheaper than we can, and then lend to us for a profit. Banks pay interest on what we save with them but then lend it back to us at a profit. If we fail to repay that loan we can either be imprisoned or have our property taken. If a bank gets burnt by lending money to too many people who then default, our income tax will help keep it going, because the other side, the bank crashing, is even worse for the economy than nationalising it.
It's pretty much stacked in their favour on every level. You bounce a cheque you'll pay a £30+ fine, they screw up by taking too many risks ( ie To generate even more profit for their shareholders, the majority of which are their fellow banks ), we pay again to prop them up.

A very simple and naive summary I know, and possibly riddled with flaws. If you want to read real facts rather than my stabs in the dark I can recommend the book "The Shock Doctrine" by Naomi Klen ( Check out Amazon ) which equates the money markets to actual physical torture, and is an eye opening read.

Hang on, this has nothing to do with Flash or games. Arse.

Squize.

Comments (5) -

  • John Cotterell

    9/19/2008 7:14:57 PM |

    Totally off-topic mate!

    But check this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBZne09Gf5A - artificial panic.

    The world works like this because people don't understand the figures, and are easily scared into looking in the other direction by the media.

    Fear not. We are programmers. Very soon our kind will rule the clueless masses in the same way goldsmiths and accountants have done before us.

    Mwohahahahaaa!

  • Squize

    9/20/2008 3:42:29 PM |

    :)

    Yeah just felt like having a bit of a self indulgent post, well, even more so than usual.
    I've been watching a lot of bbc news this week when working, and they've just dragged out one city trader after another who have all explained that they're vital to the countries wealth and that they're not evil and anyone who doesn't understand that must be stupid.

    It just burns me that these people and their never ending greed means that everything we buy now is more expensive. Exactly how is that helping anyone aside from themselves ?

  • tonypa

    9/22/2008 7:35:59 PM |

    While I agree the banks are all evil and greedy and by the look of their current state, pretty stupid people are running them, the governments probably want to save at least some of them because letting them go down means even more problems to the taxpayers. I too get my daily news from BBC (World) which is one fine news program :)

    I am old enough to have seen whole economy built from scratch after collapse of SU. 10 years ago we had like 50 Estonian banks, now we have 0. What is left are just couple of side-offices for Swedish and Finnish banks, meaning Estonian government has no word in the financial sector of the country. Swedish government can decide on them, Finland can, but nobody in Estonia can do anything if the banks want to earn more money. I cant even say banks are bad when we have loads of businesses offering loans at 300% (or higher, there is no limit as far I know) and its even sadder seeing thousands of people happily taking those 300% loans.

  • Jeff Fulton

    9/23/2008 8:25:45 PM |

    The same shite is happening here is the USA - to the ungodly tune of Trillions of Dollars. It's sad...

  • Squize

    9/24/2008 5:46:18 PM |

    "I too get my daily news from BBC (World) which is one fine news program :) "

    Yep. Funnily enough really early in the morning the bbc news channel shows ABC news, which is really weird. It's so glossy and fast. It's very US-centric though, the story about China's baby milk was near the end almost like a footnote, but it's always interesting to see another countries slant on the news.
    Unless it's Fox :)

    "...meaning Estonian government has no word in the financial sector of the country"

    That's almost unbelievable, wow. So when the SU collapased was Estonia left bankkrupt then ?
    And the 300% is insane. I think it's law here in the UK that the highest rate ( Unless of course you go to a loan shark ) is 29.something %. That's what all the store cards charge, or companies who sell goods in instalments to people with poor credit ( ie the poorest are charged the most ).

    "The same shite is happening here is the USA - to the ungodly tune of Trillions of Dollars"

    Yeah I've been watching it unfold ( It's on right now funnily enough ). The views are so polarised, from the "It's got to be done or everything will fall apart" to the "It's un-American, it's nationalisation of banks".
    It's such a mess, tax payers having to buy crap loans that the banks don't want.

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